trXsh_mammal

ya'll
          	dont trust soup
          	not even if it's your favorite soup
          	cause it ruined my phone and my charger 
          	and now im stuck with my laptop

trXsh_mammal

So here's a thing that happened
          
          Me:*kinda thirdwheeling a friend at the dining hall*
          
          Friend is talking to their significant other
          
          *sees the whole table is empty*
          *sees that @Dat_fangirl131 has left*
          
          Me:MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE HAS ARRIVED
          
          *instantly gets out*
          Friend:Your going already? 
          Me: *nods*
          Friend:oh bye love you
          Me:*puts cup on the table slowly, waves goodbye, picks cup back up,yeets out of dining hall*
          
          *silently curses friends boyfriend for looking at me in amusement*
          
          *stops in realisation*
          
          I have blackmail material that will make all memers and viners go after him
          
          ●▽●
          
          

bazziboo

@trXsh_mammal THIRD WHEELER HAHAHAHAH
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