Just a small town nerd,
Living in a made-up world,
Maladaptive Daydreaming ANYWHEEEERRREEE!

[insert super-dope 🤙guitar riff here]

[Now insert a corny guitar joke like... "give me some paper cuz I'm about shred"]

Yeah... I bet you regret reading this now huh? 
Worst part is... you'll never get this time back.
I ragret nothing!
      👆 
         I said what I meant, and I meant what I said...

Toodles DAHLINGS!