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INVESTIGATION 1.0
AIM: To deduce the status of my family.
MATERIALS REQUIRED: A 'family', yourself.
METHOD: Stare at your family and decipher each member's action at that moment.
OBSERVATION: Time- 11:44 p.m.
Father: Master bedroom- Asleep.
Elder brother: Kid's bedroom 1- Playing Valorant.
Twin brother: Living room 1 -Downstairs-- Watching The Mandalorian.
Mother: Guest bedroom/Adopted bedroom- Working.
Dog: Guest bedroom/Adopted bedroom- Dominating cushion.
Myself: Kid's bedroom 2- Typing out Investigation.
OBSERVATION 2: Tomorrow is the the last day of our 10 day vacation. The kids have school in 8 hours.
CONCLUSION: This family is dysfunctional and fucked up.