trash4lana

BEFORE U attack me for "promoting bestiality" in my newest book, Math, in my Crush x Reader trilogy series, I WAS NOT! Theodore the (stupid fat plump obese overweight incompetent rude horrific chunky dumpy meaty) chipmunk is a DEEP, MEANINGFUL, and POETIC metaphor for somebody in my LIFE!!!!!!!! i told u, it is ART! POETRY! LITERATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!