trash4lana

BEFORE U attack me for "promoting bestiality" in my newest book, Math, in my Crush x Reader trilogy series, I WAS NOT! Theodore the (stupid fat plump obese overweight incompetent rude horrific chunky dumpy meaty) chipmunk is a DEEP, MEANINGFUL, and POETIC metaphor for somebody in my LIFE!!!!!!!! i told u, it is ART! POETRY! LITERATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trash4lana

BEFORE U attack me for "promoting bestiality" in my newest book, Math, in my Crush x Reader trilogy series, I WAS NOT! Theodore the (stupid fat plump obese overweight incompetent rude horrific chunky dumpy meaty) chipmunk is a DEEP, MEANINGFUL, and POETIC metaphor for somebody in my LIFE!!!!!!!! i told u, it is ART! POETRY! LITERATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trash4lana

I have had the thumbnail for the lana del rey fan-fiction long before the cult was founded. If you decide to attack me for the usage, be prepared for me to drive my heroic warrior sword through your degenerated tiktok-infested mind. note to future employers: i do not care. i am worth more than what you pay me anyways slut.

trash4lana

hello my aerobic respirators, i have just published my NEWEST book called Politics! 
          
          It's a really cute story about having a nerdy crush! I based it off of my own experiences so it's a bit personal to me. it would mean the world if u checked it out!! ^.^

trash4lana

lol jk i wrote this in 15 minutes with cat fur in my eye
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