Hello my darlings!~ I am you Aunt Trashie! I am literal trash... BUT THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LOVE ME. (Don't judge Aunt Trashie XD)


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I'm going to list songs and if you get any right, you get as many virtual cookies you want.

Pinky promise I'll still love your garden~
Even with no flowers!
Even with no flowers!




Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in
Between.
I robbed a city in a shopping cart!




Sometimes quiet is violent
I find it hard to find it my pride is no longer inside
It's on my sleeve my skin will scream
Reminding me of who I killed inside
My dream I hate this car that I'm driving
There's no hiding for me.




When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
To see a marching band~




You can't wake up this is not a dream
You're caught in a machine
You are not a human being
You should face all men and use your up all of your team
You're low on self-esteem so you run on gasoline


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Dear bullies,

You know that girl you just called fat?
She's starving herself.
You know that boy you called a crybaby?
His mother is dying.
You know those kids you called stupid?
They have learning disabilities.
You know that girl you bullied because of her teeth?
She doesn't have the money for braces.


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  • JoinedSeptember 26, 2016


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Has anyone watched a really weird and funny Danisnotonfire video then just been like "Daaaamn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans"
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