@trashedmouths
you picked the movie last night. it's my turn. stop complaining.
@derryrot all the movies you pick are BORING. if i wanted to watch that, i’d just spend the day at stan’s house. c’mon, eds, pleaseeee can we watch something substantial tonight?
i swear to god, you're an ipad kid. how long have you been playing... whatever that is?
@trashedmouths * you're playing with bill? are you serious? you're both eight years old.
@derryrot god forbid a man heals his inner child through modern technology and questionable age appropriate games. i’m almost done but i can’t let bill beat me at this round, he’d never let me live it down.
can we PLEASE order something other than pizza? if i eat one more slice of pizza i might die.
@trashedmouths * no, asshole. we can order like... chinese or something.
@derryrot you’ll die a very happy man then! but, fine, since you’re getting your panties in a twist about it, we can order something new tonight. what do you wanna order? something healthy and boring like leaves?
where are we going? we've been driving /forever/.
@derryrot i’ve met dogs with more patience than you, you know. don’t worry your manic little head, we’re almost there!
quit that. this is important stuff.
@derryrot so is my sanity which i’m steadily losing the longer we listen to this stupid health podcast. how do you even know if this guy is a real doctor?
that's so disgusting. put that down.
@trashedmouths * put it down or you can sleep on the couch tonight because i don't want whatever disease this gives you.
@websling ݁ ﹠ ˓˓ ݃ yeah, pal. are those— webs? coming out of your wrists?
