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Donald Duck Commits Homicide Over Cookies

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This letter, my dear Eliza,will not be delivered to you, unless I shall have first terminated my earthly career; to begin, as I humbly hope from divine grace and redeeming mercy, a happy immortality.
          
          If it had been possible for me to have avoided the interview, my love for you and my precious children would have been a decisive motive - But it was not possible, without scarafices which would have rendered me unworthy of your esteem. I need not tell you of the pangs I feel from quitting you and exposing you to the anguish which I know you would feel. Nor could I dwell on the topic lest it should unman me.
          
          The consolations of my Religion, my love, can alone support you; and these you have a right to enjoy. Fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted. With my last idea; I shall cherish the sweet hope of meeting you in a better life.
          
          Adieu best of wives and best of women. Embrace all my darling children for me.
          
          Ever yours, A.H

I_Am-Not_Ok

Sexual Harassment is a no NO

I_Am-Not_Ok

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            “BETHANY! I MADE BISCUITS!”
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I_Am-Not_Ok

I am a cow
          MEOW 
          MEOW
          I am a chicken
          MOO MOO
          I am a cat 
          COCK THE FRICKING DOODLE DOO
          I am drunk
          SKSKSKSKSKSK
          

treesrdope21

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treesrdope21

@I_Am-Not_Ok MY DUDE IM TRYING TO WRITE AN CHAPTER
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