triok656

Should I start a youtube chanel?

triok656

This is stolen from a really funny short clip.
          
          
          SCENE: a little girl jumping in different squares drawn on the ground. Mom and dad watching happily. Neighbor (male) watering the plants.
          
          
          
          The daughter is happily skipping on different boxes while hapily singing.
          
          "Step on a Crack and you break your mother's back"
          
          The mom breaks her back and screams. Dad holds her while yelling at her to stop it.
          
          
          
          The girl who is in a world of bliss and oblivion continues to sing.
          
          
          "Step on the line and you break your father's spine"
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          The dad immediately shuts his eyes and waits patiently for the pain to come.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          "OW!"
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Said the neighbor watering his plants.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          He growls.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Bahahahahahajajajajajajahahaj. Did you get it?
          You get a high five and a pat on the back if you do.
          
          
          *stares bluntly* if you don't. Or if your too slow.

themixedethics

I'm really late with this but OMG  he thought  I could just imagine afterwards, "you're not my dad" 
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triok656

that moment when someone says a dry joke and crickets play in the background..
          
          i'd throw my cake... shoot for a miss... shout "get off the stage"..
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          But then when nobody is looking, i'd go back and pick up my muffin and shove it inside my mouth. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Run off the stage.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Someone see's me.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          i shout "YOLO". Do a little shimmy and run off laughing.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          *sigh*

triok656

If you ever buy me a ticket to an Ariana and Tori kelly concert.... i will literally kiss your feet and cry......
          
          p.s- best time to pull out your phones because you will never ever see this *points to face* cry... like ever... and by ever i mean literally ever...
          
          thought that you would know.