that moment when someone says a dry joke and crickets play in the background..
i'd throw my cake... shoot for a miss... shout "get off the stage"..
But then when nobody is looking, i'd go back and pick up my muffin and shove it inside my mouth.
Run off the stage.
Someone see's me.
i shout "YOLO". Do a little shimmy and run off laughing.
*sigh*