triple_d_dude

Please don't bite me. It reminds me of my ex husband

BUCK-A-SAURUS

yoo wait i know you your that dude that visits ben and his parent for christmas right? yoooo i love that guy he's a fuckin dork in the best way what's up man im the one that does donuts in the middle of night with cool cat by queen blasting? you said i looked like a bum once when you stayed at my families hotel i think??? you had kids and dogs witcha?

triple_d_dude

( @BUCK-A-SAURUS )
            
            Eh I'm not going to force her to go anywhere she doesn't want to go 
            
            ( Are you actually going to give my daughter a tattoo? Is the offer also open to me too? )
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BUCK-A-SAURUS

❪ @triple_d_dude ❫
            
            thats so buttcheeks man how come i literally offered her a tattoo i mean uhh a tattoo sticker ya know
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triple_d_dude

( @BUCK-A-SAURUS )
            
            Yeah no prob. My daughter might not be coming this year though
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R0CKYD4R0CKST4R

Hey dad

NooneKnowsImALesbian

danny convinced me to join :sigh:
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NooneKnowsImALesbian

oh hi
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triple_d_dude

( @R0CKYD4R0CKST4R )
            
            You're recruiting people at this point
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R0CKYD4R0CKST4R

Can I come over on Christmas plzzz??

R0CKYD4R0CKST4R

@triple_d_dude 
            I asked her and she looked really pissy but I think it's a yes
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triple_d_dude

( @R0CKYD4R0CKST4R )
            
            Depends on what day. I think I'm going to go visit Harlow sometime after Christmas, so maybe ask your mum if you can come over before the 25th?
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R0CKYD4R0CKST4R

Tee hee can u guess who I am??

triple_d_dude

( @R0CKYD4R0CKST4R )
            
            Also is that kipper in your profile picture?
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triple_d_dude

( @R0CKYD4R0CKST4R )
            
            I'm going to have a talk with her about Internet safety.
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R0CKYD4R0CKST4R

@triple_d_dude 
            She doesn't know lollll
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triple_d_dude

My son has taught my unholy terror of a dachshund how to sit and I am genuinely so impressed. Teach me your ways.

muddypawss-

@triple_d_dude can he train my dog please
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triple_d_dude

He doesn't deserve such a bad father. I wish I could be around for him more because he's such a nice kid.
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AUGUSTINELEON

lovely dog. 
          very handsome.

triple_d_dude

this message may be offensive 
@AUGUSTINELEON you win some you lose some? my wife didn't give me anything. i suppose i got to keep the house, though it was mine to begin with. i wish i could gain the custody of my children back but she's a lawyer and will beat the shit out of me. it's quite the dilemma. i do get to see my kids during christmas and the summer holidays, though.
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AUGUSTINELEON

[ @triple_d_dude ]
            
            my second wife divorced me
            and then gave me a schnauzer
            for my birthday.
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triple_d_dude

( @AUGUSTINELEON )
            thank you. he's a very dear doggy. the only one who kept me company after my wife and husband left me and took the kids.
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