Tristan  | ' tris tän, ten | Natural heartbreaker and procrastinator.

I am the sinful love child of Karamatsu, Choromatsu, and Jyushimatsu (psst.... I think Choro-kun conceived me.)

• Karamatsu Girls; basically crazed fangirls (which I am, don't get me wrong) who adore Karamatsu (status: nonexistent). I would love to call myself one, but.... my independent side says NO.

• Fanfic Writers; awesome people who write awesome stuff about existing fandoms only with tampered storylines and self-insert characters. Proud to say I am one :D.

• Fujoshi; equally awesome people who has an extended view of the world (gay shippers. Yup, gay shippers.) Proud (not proud) to say I am one! D:D

I am Osomatsu-san trash. Don't blame me. Actually, yes blame me. Wait no-