i swallowed shampoo. probably gonna DIE. It smelled like fruit. That was a lie. Called the number on the bottom. Spoke to a guy. He said vomit. I said why. He said POISON. I said goodbye. I look at my finger. I look at my life. It wasn’t that much. I’ll probably be fine. I sWALLOWED SHamOO. probably gonna DIE. IT SMELLED LIKE fruit. tHAT was a liE. I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO. PROBABLY GONNA DIE. IT SMELLED LIKE FRUIT. THAT. WAS. A. LIE.