I'm spanky
I'm bad at bios so I'll answer in the form of popular questions I get
Is spanky your real name?
-hell no could you imagine if it was though?
What's your real name?
-none of your business bud
Why do you look like a chick?
-bc I'm ftm transgender ok
Have you got any surgeries for your parts?
-yo don't ask this unless you're level10 friend
Okokokok we good? 
Talk to me and give me dirty things to read