I wanted to be known as thursday next, but  the Jasper Fforde fans had been there before me, and it was taken. Accordingly,  I will now be known as tuesday next, her (entirely fictional) daughter. I was a little bit previous with this, and I realised that it would be appropriate for me to get known as friday next, for reasons that would be understandable for Jasper Fforde fans, but you can't change your username. Well, you can change your username, but I can't be bothered.