Sup, I'm not the actual King of Westeros, but I like to believe I am. 
I've come here to fuck bitches.
Just kidding.
I'm not Robert Baratheon.
*rimshot*
Uh
*awkward cough*
Anyways...
I came here to write fanfiction about my not-so-glorious ships and hopefully read some good stories.
Hopefully.
My expectations aren't that high