Hey there!

Let's go to Paris and Amsterdam and Africa and Brazil and Korea and Madagascar and Narnia and Hogwarts and Camp Half-Blood and the Bermuda Triangle together on a ship and sail through the seas because I said so, and you do what I say.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIING. I dunno how to do this describing myself thing, so if you really wanna know me, PM me or leave a message on my board, I'll reply as long as it's not a please-read-my-book or please-follow-me message. I spend most of my time trying to achieve new heights of boredom anyway, so I'd love to chat.

Hmm, what else? I'm not the most pleasant person you'll know, but I have my moments, so don't be scared little orange people. 

RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRR, I'm a pink tiger with a blue butt.

I'm gonna stop now.