Soap.
Oh, hello there! :D
Just noticed you like Twilight, so I would like to suggest Twilight Goes to Hogwarts fanfiction that I wrote, and it's still in progress. Long story short, Edward is actually Cedric Diggory. Yeah, I know, mostly because Robert Pattinson happened to be playing in both movies, but I always wanted to make a story about it. It's exciting! :D
*Voyager voyages away*