@twink-one-eighty-two
a short list of my most embarrassing hyperfixations:
shoelaces
the bubonic plague
tapeface from agt
collecting cheap thrift store pots and pans
my Lord of the flies phase was just absolutely cray
deciding to learn fluent Latin for funsies
the whole story behind safety seals on over the counter drug bottles (but honestly that's a really effing cool story)
guys I have this problem where everytime I tell myself "stop finding unconventional harry Potter characters hot" another gets added to the list and now 75% of the list is dead and 25% of the list is lucius malfoy
@twink-one-eighty-two help this is so relatable but for me it’s just old men I be telling myself to stop falling for men that are like 3 times my age and then start simping over an even older one
HELP UR USER IM SOBBING
fuck it I'm writing castle fanfic
guys I'm sorry I keep starting books and not finishing them I'm trying to do better
*pauses my entire existence*
*plays Shake It*
ur pfp is everything
when it's 1:19 am and ur bored so you add some
*.・stars ・+*. to ur bio but then turn it into a my chem reference
Read the Milk Fic
@twink-one-eighty-two i remember when I first read it and couldn’t sleep for like 2 days because it haunted me
i enjoy your general presence
