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Might discontinue or just revamp the ryden story. Not all that happy with it now that I'm older. 

Years ago i used to write porn a lot, and I was told ‘you could seriously write erotica.’ 
          This. 
          My lifelong ambition.
          Perhaps.. Beatles erotica.

eXCUSE ME
          
          nah jk but could you update? i read your entire book in an hour and am now impatiently w a i t i n g! 

But I might write one that's actually a serious fic

Okay the fic is clearly a joke

I'm about to post something don't be alarmed

can i join the jon walker protection squad 

I'm suing @ThxGee 

are you still alive? if not than can i prepare the funeral?

UMMMM
          WHY IS THERE RODRICK/GREG FANFICTION?
          
          I'd say that i'm astounded but honestly not a lot of things surprise me anymore