"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it!" 



"I don't wanna make it. I just wanna-"



"-Write and read gay fanfiction."







Hello... 

Not much to say other than I ship frerard like fed-ex



If you get my name reference, you are awesome. 



Message me if: 

you need to talk, 

you think I'm fabulous, 

your parents were kidnapped by sock eating unicorns, 

or if you were traumatized by something that occurred in March of 2013...



I am 16, female, bi, and sarcastic as fuck. 



If you have a problem with swearing... Then I don't recommend reading anything I have ever written.





Favorite words include but are not limited to-



*Yerples

*Fuck

*Q-tip

*Asshat

*Fucktruck

*Coolio

*Dickweed

*cuntmuffin

*bubbly

*penisbutter (don't ask...)





Some of my favorite accounts (there's a lot more than this, but these were the first awesome people that came to mind)



*SomeonesFrances

*xCasablancasx (no touchy)

*PotatoYoghurt

*tragician_child

*FrankQueero

*therevengeparade

*FallOutLola

*MyChemicalRachel

*allyssa99

*briekaylynn

*_MusicSavesMySoul_

*[insert people I know I forgot here...]

*^^ if u wanna b up there lemme know





The most raddest person of all...



@lefty_scissors Go check her out she's *almost* as awesome as I am... Jk she's my fav tho go read her shit. 





Killjoy name is Toxic Bullet 





G.H.T.S 

(God hates tickling Satan)





Ok well I think that's it. 

Carry on,

Keep it ugly, 

Merci pour le venin,

Keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes,

Milk fic,

I'll never let them hurt you, I promise. 



(*Snaps fingers in a Gee formation* 

*Starts walking away*

*trips*

*falls on face*

*blushes awkwardly and tries to get up*

*trips again*

*lays on the ground like Gerard in the 'I'm not okay' video*

*dies*

Dead!)



(Ok sorry that was super lame. I'll shut up now...)