Okay, a few quick facts for people new to this profile.
1. I check in at least twice a week, I don't often reply to comments/ PM's/ Questions until I'm at a computer. Phones are a pain to type on and I try to avoid it.
2. If you're excited that your story has made it to my 'currently reading' or 'to read' lists don't get excited. Be excited if your story is moved to one of the other lists, because if it doesn't move to one of the other lists chances are I've deleted it.
3. I don't tell people if stories don't make it to the lists.
4. I don't provide individual reviews and I sure as sh*t don't dish out chapter reviews.
5. I'm busy with life, if you PM it's better to keep it to bullet points (especially when sending story rec's), I get bored if you send me long winded paragraphs.
6. PM me, I don't bite. I just don't reply quickly.
7. Don't give me sh*t and don't act like a sh*t if I don't reply, update or seem publicly active...I don't answer to you or anyone else.
8. I'll probably write this into a chapter so people can read it again and again!