You already are actually don't listen to us we're not rude because if you don't sleep at you'll be tired in the morning. If you're tired in the morning you will forget to bring your pencil to school and if that happens you'll fall down a hole. If you fall down a hole you'll break your leg and if you break your leg you can't write and you'll have to read our stories (which are better than you) and you'll die alone because our stories are so good that everyone you ever date will leave you because you cheat on them with our stories. Ok, so lesson learned: Buy a really expensive pet parrot so it will tell you to bring a pencil to school so you won't read out story (Again, better than you). This will of course ruin our lives because we won't be famous like we deserve to be because our stories are better than you, but we're warning you about how good our stories are because we're nice people and thats why your jealous of us.