HAHA  MY NAME'S CALI THE SINNAMON ROLL AND eye'M WReyeTING YOU A BeyeO:

1)Because of Homestuck, EYE have a typEYEng quirk which all my I's that sound lEYEke "Eye" are replaced with "EYE", put in capitals to make it easier to read.

2)EYE'm in several fandoms, but my top three currently are Homestuck, Dan and Phil, and Undertale.

4)EYE'm really self-centered and tend to make a lottt of authors notes or throw mEYEself into stories somehow very frequently.

5)EYE'm a pan feminist that considers herself an LGBTQ+ activist.

6)eye REALLY LOVE JAKE ENGLISH and EYE absolutely despEYES Feferi Peixes

7)EYE'm super depressing sometEYEmes and EYE'd just lEYEke to apologEYEze in advance.

8)EYE'm super dramatic. There's not even anything else EYE can add to that.

9)No, EYE'm not depressed or have any kind of mental illness besEYEds the smolest bit of the occasional anxEYEety.

10)EYE can literally fEYEnd something to talk about w/ anybody, my kik is NightmareLane if you're interested.