Twas the summer of  2001 *Brendons drunk histerical laughter* (my mum and dad) met up and were like "yo i know about (children)" (my mum ) was like "yo i know more about (children)". 
Thus this person was born 
Welcome to my bookstore
 Person in my page: wait is this the bookstore that acted as music store in the Drunk History vid?
Me: Why sure it is child this place can be whatever you wish 
   Anyway welcome to the safe haven of weird (insultgoeshere) where you are free to do whatever (just make sure to read the books because thats all that matters)
 
Well I think that about wraps up my little speech 

My name is Ems and its nice to meet you 
 

                    (Insert sexy endscreen here)