urmi💒

*empties bottles of concealer in my personality* Nope, still bitc-i mean blotchy.

get a life @self

person 1: why didn’t you tell me you were a WEREWOLF????
          person 2: on our first date i said i was a “dog person”
          person 1: …… man you’re right….

the irony because it is literally 1am

me at 6pm: when will god let me rest. i have not slept in 929283838 years. so exhausted. let me rest let me sleep. so exhausted.
          me at 1am: WOWEEE!!!! YEAH!!!!!! MOTIVATION!!! LETS PAINT THE ENTIRE SISTINE CHAPEL!!!! YES MICHELANGELO!! I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY!!! I CAN DO SO MANY THINGS

@SaladK itz da swggiest acc eva

no offense but live and unplugged ruined my life :))))

i no right!1!1!1!1 jena is suprrr uglee!1!1!1 soz jena, but tylr luvs me, we're best m9s on insta1!1!1!1 dms meh all teh tyme!1!1

i'm on fire @saladk 

@saladk no it's not. it is goals. i mean, look at me. merely judging by my profile picture, you can tell I have no life