orchid

OK HI I WAS GONE FOR A WHILE SUMMER WAS FUN AND THEN 
          TW: suicidal thoughts and actions
          I GOT STRESSY DEPRESSY LEMON ZESTY AND MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TRIED TO END MY LIFE NO LESSY. BUT THATS FINE WE'RE FINE ISH ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET A PARTNER! THATS RIGHT YOU FOOLS, I NOW HAVE A PARTNER. AND NOT A COWBOY ONE EITHER. later i will be posting the story but rn i have to do work for honors biology which i have a 14% in, that's right kids, im starting the school year off right

i currently am functioning on three hours of sleep in the last two days, and let me tell ya, i feel invincible. 10/10

shit, today's the first of july. happy pride month everybody! You are an amazing, beautiful person and anyone who says differently can shut the fuck up. you are valid and will forever remain valid. you are deserving of love. i love you all so much!!

pro gamer move:
          
          wear a shirt that makes you look like a dad on vacation (Hawaiian shirts and shit) do amazing makeup, and then lip sync to fabulous by our savior sharpay evans. i speak from experience. you're welcome.

fuck. im on my period rn and my head's throbbing and i keep having like little flashes of shit that ik isn't real. is that normal? probably not. imma drink water rq, if im not alive then tell my family to fuck off (jk i love them ig)

hey this is FUCKTHISSHITIMOUT but more low-key (or loki ahahahah) but yeah um hi babes, i go by orchid now :)

Im glad the murder got his punishment. Less than he deserved, but it's a step forward. My heart goes out to George Floyd's family and anyone oppressed. Stay safe, we're getting there one step at a time

update:
          
          i am no longer mad at my parents and i am no longer holding their fake funerals over my head because i had a good dream last night.
          
          
          
          
          that is all

a story from my household- youre welcome in advance
          
          my parents called me petty so i decided to show them petty. i was gonna kill them but that's too much commitment. so, i made a plan to fake their deaths when they are away on vacation and they'll come back during the funeral service. everyones pissed at them, while they're completely clueless but no one fucking believes them. all their relationships are ruined, they have to pay for the funeral, and they might be arrested for insurance fraud. i had everything laid out, but i decided to make my revenge that much sweeter. i informed them of my plan and established my dominance over their sorry asses. they can't fuck with me, or i'll fuck with them. they've been warned.

HELLO MY FRIENDS!!!
          im so sorry that i've been inactive for a while, i just kinda went b l e h and chilled out in my room for a while. anyways, I've been thinking, and i've never properly introduced my self to all of ya'll. so here you go!
          
          
          Yo. Wassup. How's it hanging my dudes? im typicalteenageangst. my favorite color is lack of color, or in other words black. it goes really well with everything and so for practicality reasons i chose it. i've started five total cults on accident, but only one here on wattpad. none of them are too interesting except for the banana cat cult where we circled around a banana cat stuffed animal chanting banana cat during recess in sixth grade. right after that i got sent to the school counselor. MS MATTEWS YOUVE GOT NOTHING ON ME, NOTHING CAN BE PROVEN. Um... im a virgo sun, a capricorn rising, and a scorpio moon. i am a minor and i live in the US. my pronouns are she/her/them..? im not super sure but that's chill. romantically, im attracted to anyone, and right now i identify as omnisexual. i enjoy puns a little too much and i will make several of them in this section. 
          enjoy the puns:
          i was gonna make a joke about sodium then i thought "na, better not"
          puns are just like paper, tearable.
          yeah no those are the only puns i have memorized.
          but yeah! um hi, im so glad ya'll follow me even though im not for sure why. feel free to dm me about anything, especially if you have more puns because i am in DESPERATE need of them :)