Beware foolish mortals, for you have reached the son of Satan's voice mail! Repent, all ye who-- Hah, just kidding man. You've reached Damien Thorn's voicemail. If you're just some kid who typed a bunch of sixes into the phone, I'm gonna damn you to hell, dude. Just saying. Anyways I'm probably busy at work, or ruling the underworld or just, like. Doing something way cooler than you. Hah. See ya'. Leave a message at the beep.