lilz

Do people actually like my book besides my friends bc if so I will actually post the other chapters 

i may not go down on history, but i'll go down on you

if i were a ballon, would you blow me?

are you a campfire? because you're warm and i want s'more

i was feeling very off today, but you turned me on

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Want to save water by showering together?

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? {Wink}

Ngl web tool should literally leave the app how it is because if they start deleting things atleast 50-70% of the people aren't gonna be happy