✨ DECLARATION OF THE NUTMAJESTY ✨
Hear ye, hear ye, creatures of fluff, paws, and eternal chaos! I, Nutmajesty, Supreme Hoarder of Snacks, Floofiest of Tails, and Absolute Sovereign of All Things Nutty, do hereby proclaim to the forest and beyond:
❣️THE CRUNCH COUNCIL IS SUMMONED.❣️
By decree of my sacred tail, the Council of Walnut Warriors shall be assembled! Those brave, bold, and delightfully chaotic souls who wish to join the inner circle of floof and snacks are hereby invited to partake in the sacred interview.
❤️THE INTERVIEW TO BECOME A NUT WARRIOR❤️
Prepare your squeaks, flex your tails, polish your claws, and bring forth your snacks, for the path to Walnut Warriorhood is not for the faint of heart. You will be tested in:
Loyalty to the Acorn Stash (may your devotion be endless, your crumbs plentiful).
Courage in the face of rogue raccoons (squeak, scamper, and strategize with flair).
Chaos mastery (keysmash, random giggling, spontaneous interpretive dance all required).
Emotional expression (cry, squeak, or squeal dramatically for maximum points).
Dedication to floof (tail poise will be rigorously inspected).
Only the worthy—those whose hearts beat with the rhythm of crunchy leaves and whose souls are fueled by infinite whimsy—shall earn the sacred title of Walnut Warrior.
So tremble not, young squirrels. Prepare your snacks, sharpen your tails, and present yourselves before Nutmajesty, for this is a moment of destiny, chaos, and eternal adorableness.
✨ Let the squeaks be loud, the tails be floofy, and the snacks forever plentiful. I await thee, warriors of crunch! ✨
If you wish to apply, you may squeak.