leesomniac
HET NONO I MISS YOU HOW ARE YOU DOING?! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
leesomniac
Nono, love you okay? ❤️❤️
uhhnonose
@leesomniac ITS OKAY HONEY DONT WORRY, YOU CAN ALWAYS REACH OUT TO ME OKAY?? LOOK IM SURE YOURE DOING AMAZING BUBBA❤️❤️
Rosetronus
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leesomniac
✨ DECLARATION OF THE NUTMAJESTY ✨
Hear ye, hear ye, creatures of fluff, paws, and eternal chaos! I, Nutmajesty, Supreme Hoarder of Snacks, Floofiest of Tails, and Absolute Sovereign of All Things Nutty, do hereby proclaim to the forest and beyond:
❣️THE CRUNCH COUNCIL IS SUMMONED.❣️
By decree of my sacred tail, the Council of Walnut Warriors shall be assembled! Those brave, bold, and delightfully chaotic souls who wish to join the inner circle of floof and snacks are hereby invited to partake in the sacred interview.
❤️THE INTERVIEW TO BECOME A NUT WARRIOR❤️
Prepare your squeaks, flex your tails, polish your claws, and bring forth your snacks, for the path to Walnut Warriorhood is not for the faint of heart. You will be tested in:
Loyalty to the Acorn Stash (may your devotion be endless, your crumbs plentiful).
Courage in the face of rogue raccoons (squeak, scamper, and strategize with flair).
Chaos mastery (keysmash, random giggling, spontaneous interpretive dance all required).
Emotional expression (cry, squeak, or squeal dramatically for maximum points).
Dedication to floof (tail poise will be rigorously inspected).
Only the worthy—those whose hearts beat with the rhythm of crunchy leaves and whose souls are fueled by infinite whimsy—shall earn the sacred title of Walnut Warrior.
So tremble not, young squirrels. Prepare your snacks, sharpen your tails, and present yourselves before Nutmajesty, for this is a moment of destiny, chaos, and eternal adorableness.
✨ Let the squeaks be loud, the tails be floofy, and the snacks forever plentiful. I await thee, warriors of crunch! ✨
If you wish to apply, you may squeak.
leesomniac
Hey nono! How are you sweetie? Midnight rant because I can't sleep and we don't talk anymore ~
Unrelated… as if anything I say isn’t related to my chaotic life anyway—but has anyone here watched Miraculous Ladybug? Because somehow I’ve watched all five seasons (yes, all of them, don’t ask how my life got here) and honestly, I’m questioning all my life choices.
Like, did I plan to binge this entire thing in one existential spiral? No. Did I care? Also no.
But now I’m emotionally invested in animated people, crying over fictional love triangles, and also screaming at Ladybug for making bad decisions like why am I living this vicariously???
Anyway, just checking if anyone else out there has been traumatized by Paris and a talking yo-yo while also feeling personally attacked by CGI.
uhhnonose
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@leesomniac like we used to doooo~~ dont worry hun, ive watched all the seasons too. my eyes burn. really. alot. nah the love triangle between adrien marrinette and cat noir is stupid. like what? ALSO WHO IS FUCKING STUPID TO NOT REALISE THEIR THE SAME PERSON????? I need to clm down. anyways. miraculous is great. I HATE THE NEW ANIMARION STYLE? ITS SO BAD??? I would like to say I'm okay but really I'm not but I don't wanna get into it, if that's okay.
leesomniac
Okay, so I just realised. I don't know what to address you as? "Author" is good but only while I'm reading. I can call you nicknames (love, sweetheart etc.) but I'd want to have an official term tho. You could give me one and I'll create Nicknames myself ( ◜‿◝ )♡
(I'm not a creep lol)
jasismess
Hiiii pookie <3
leesomniac
Ok, wait. I don't know why but when I pressed the button, I started singing follow follow follow (hollow ) help. Tmi I know but I needed to let it out because what?!
tiantianrui
what time zone are you in?
tiantianrui
Have you read my book Think Later?
