um hello, this edward doing my wonderful fiancé's bio.

well, for starters, she's mine. [awwwh love ya]
which means you can't have her. [nup edward claimed my small bum bish]
don't try anything with her, either. [I WILL BITE AND KICK YOU.]

she's cute and a bit tiny [I'm not THAT tiny -Zoe].
i would hold her in my arms
for forever if i could [awh].

she's very sweet and nice and wonderfully weird [I will bite chu].
you should talk to her sometime, yeah?[ I DONT HAVE THAT MANY FRANDS-]

[insert your cute little friends here]

that's it, so bye- [nuuu dun leaveh]

Edward: 
https://38.media.tumblr.com/b6cf2e7e15f7ec0531e29fc5b173dd5d/tumblr_myqq5aP1gE1ru5lexo1_500.gif

Me:
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ld1sB0BG1roekd7o1_400.gif

Rosie: 
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34300000/Breaking-Dawn-renesmee-carlie-cullen-34322508-500-213.gif

Message to Edward and Rosie;
http://media1.giphy.com/media/dw1aQCSpkgnqU/200_s.gif