this is absurd
I literally started to write this as a parody. Once I heard that someone went to jail because they wrote something about Newton's love life which was fake. so I was like, wait a min it's a good idea. Hmmm what should I do....ahhhh yes he needs a drama queen. Then I thought why not a drama KING huh? and there you go. "OUR LOVE".
I thought no one was gonna read it. I told some of my friends that look at what I'm doing. They laughed and we moved on. But now that I see it got some readers WTH