ult_detective
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Good afternoon people, anyway ima just share a quick story time
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So like, after I got done vomiting my guts up [I had the flu at this time] I went into my room and turned on the light so I can watch littlest pet shop [don't ask] then I turned to face my wall......... THERE WAS A TWO INCH FUCKING ROACH ON MY DAMN WALL, now I usually don't get roaches or whatever the fuck that was but I fr woke up my damn grandpa cause I know my grandma won't kill that shit, plus my grandpa was the only man in the fucking house who had the balls to kill it. Now if it was a tiny roach then I would have threw my shoe at the wall but nah, this one was huge- so then my grandpa came in... That damn roach started flying. Well not very far cause a shoe was thrown at it but still.
It was a beautiful surprise.
