Tamara

wow. why don't you just do us all a favor and get off wattpad.

same user name 2
          called it just like my bud below... LOL

BTW I love your profile pic! Where's the head though? Whatever, I think it adds to the picture hahaha :)

Can you read my stories? 
          I have five stories out so far they are called Through My Eyes, How My Life Changed Forever, Gracious Heart of Mine, THE PARODY IN WHICH COOKIE_MONSTER POKES FUN AT ALL WATTPAD STORIES and PaRtY iN yOuR bEdRoOm. 
          
          Through My Eyes is an emo boy, preppy girl love story, it has drama, lust, bitches, typical high school stuff. Basically it's about a queen bee who has a past that she is trying to run from, she is finding out that sometimes you cannot run away from the past. And so she is trying to face it, and in the process, she finds herself, and true love.[Link http://www.wattpad.com/278178-through-my-eyes] 
          
          How My Life Changed Forever is another high school romance, Kim is a naive 15 year old orphan who lives with her racist aunt, she learns about things the hard (often humourus) way. If you need a good laugh this is the story for you! [Link- http://www.wattpad.com/293930-how-my-life-changed-forever] 
          
          Gracious Heart of Mine this is a story I am just getting started on. This is an arranged marriage story with a TWIST I can't tell you the twist without giving away the story. But this is unlike any arranged marriage story on Wattpad. This is basically a story about sometimes you can't have what you need. [Link- http://www.wattpad.com/293930-how-my-life-changed-forever] 
          
          THE PARODY IN WHICH COOKIE_MONSTER POKES FUN AT ALL WATTPAD STORIES. Mary Sue is well a preppy Mary Sue who falls in lurve with emo boy Gary Stew (zOMG!) This is just a story for laughs that most people enjoy. It's random and you'll just 'lol' reading it. [Link- http://www.wattpad.com/364499-the-parody-in-which-cookie_-monster-pokes-fun-at?p=1]
          My newest one is inspired by Party in your bedroom by Cash Cash and is even called so! It’s different, there is nothing like this on Wattpad! This is for mature readers, so you don’t have to read it! [Link- http://www.wattpad.com/400721-~party-in-your-bedroom~]
          Thanks for your time!
          

heya We are Meg and Bella and we want to know if you will read our story. It is called 'Lost relatives, forbidden love, enemies to be, best friends and family all in one house. DON'T TRY IT.' 
          
          it is about this girl named Saffron who moves in with her best friend who lives in this huge house. This other family lives there too and Jade (Who is part of the other family) is hated my Saffron strait away. 
          Saffron falls for Joseph the first time she lays eyes on him but Jade and Him used to date and jade is still convinced that they are. 
          
          Lodes more great stuff happens and the only person saffron knows - other than her dad and brother jasper - is her best friend Vicky. 
          
          Anyway could you please read it and tell us what you think. Even if you think it is rubbish tell us what you don’t like and how to improve. 
          Also please don’t be put off by the name. We are trying to work on it. If you have any ideas then please don’t hesitate to tell us.
          
          thank you ~ 
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          (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Meg & Bella.
          
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@bhouchen Taking your advice i grouped it. Are we happy now? :P Oh, no worries i love Herbert too, he's just so dreamy :D You can't have him though so don't even try -.- And yes beheaded guys are just the cutest don't you think? There's just something so romantic about a guy who can't ruin the mood with innapropriate comments, innuendos..and belches :)

@DarknessAndLight  All right, so Blake is actually physically shouting in your head. Hmm..so how long have you been sufferring from these halucinations? I would recommend you my medication.. but my doctor says i shouldn't share. "Right Herbert?" Herbert is my invisible pet llama =D

@bhouchen If you look carefully you'll see the guy's head is actually IN the laundry machine MWAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough cough* Excuse me while i go practise my evil laugh in front of the bathroom mirror :P

Hey! :P
          
          Alright so first, thanks for becoming a fan! It really means a lot to me and it's very appreciated! :D
          Then, thank you for the message! :DDD Oh and don't worry, Blake feels pretty freaking real to me too when he's shouting in my head so you're not the only one! ;P
          Anyway, thanks again! :P
          oh and I'm not going to start a war with the :P smiley deal.. it could get bad! ;P
          MOUHAHAHAHA
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          Kay
          xox

@bhouchen Aww, Thanks. I've got a soft spot sor surrealism..and decapitation. But hey people have liked weirder things. Like Lindsey Lohan..and sideburns..and 'meatless meatloaf'. I'm Tam btw :P