ultraviolets

@HunnayCakes Lol "Platinum Chain My Ride!" 
          Oh. I'm wearing a chain right now. #awkward

@ultraviolets lol. so like... When MTV is "pimpin" people's rides... they're putting platinum chains on it?
          
          Alternatively, chains refer to male genitalia.
          
          Ryan was yanking Missie's crank on an adjustable photography machine and his pants got caught in the machinery! He checked his pants and his chain was okay.

@HunnayCakes LOL I can't say yo anymore without thinking about that. See, those paragraphs just changed my life. 
          
          And "pimpin'" means a compliment used when someone is wearing platinum chains

@ultraviolets And "yo" means:
          
          	
          a word that died a horrible death in 1993 but still manages to haunt us through usage by white kids in nice neighborhoods who by some strange dementia think they are from the projects. you poor unfortunate soul.
          
          Lookit me, i'm hardcore gangster. One day i'm playin in the front yard in my striped t shirt beating the dog witha stick and the next day i'm out sellin weed pimpin my 82 buick while blastin Lil Wayne. I'm real tough and straight from the hood, YO.

@HunnayCakes Lol apparently rowdy means "	
          someone who is cool aaaaaass yo."

@ultraviolets lol.
          
          "Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?
          
          Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?
          
          Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping
          
          Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up."
          
          SOUNDS ROWDY.

@HunnayCakes Lol
           "guy 1: doggie you are hella merped right know. 
          guy 2:helll yeahhh im merpin right know!!!!! "
          
          BEST CONTEXT EVER

@ultraviolets According to urban dictionary... merp also means to get drunk...

@HunnayCakes 
          "merp: a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation
          boy: wanna make out
          
          girl:....um no
          
          boy: merp"
          
          ~urban dictionary :D

merp. merp.