— $%#& !!

The once mute female pressed her lips into a line , fiddling with her bandages hands nervously . " Hello , a pleasure to meet you - deadpool , if i'm correct ? " She greeted nervously - man , social anxiety sucks ass .

@_-SpiderBoy-_ 
          
          "Uhh... the economy? I don't know, Pete. My parents were asking me that my whole life."

@_-SpiderBoy-_ 
          
          "Uh oh." The mercenary winced, eyes trained on the other, "Somebody's not a happy spider."

@murderousbrat 
          
          *Furrowing his brow, Wade glanced off to the side, a curt sigh escaping him.* Man, your story's gonna make mine look like goldilocks and the three bears in comparison.
          Okay, *he cleared his throat, looking back at the other male*
          Long story short, my mother died of cancer when I was a kid. I know, ironic, huh? - anyway, then I was left with my BASTARD OF A MILITARY FATHER, who thought it would be a fantastic idea to take out his drunken rage on me.
          Then one night, one of his drunken friends decided to grab his handgun and kill him, leaving teen me alone.
          Blah blah blah, joined the military for a while, then became a mercenary at the delicate age of 18, got cancer, got tortured by Weapon X, gained my snazzy healing factor powers which caused THIS SHIT, *he gestured to his face briefly*, yada yada.
          Then, as you might be able to tell, everything went downhill from there. 

@murderousbrat 
          
          ... I kill people for money. That's what I do, what I've always done. If you want a tragic backstory, you're gonna have to sit down, because we're gonna be here a while. 
          I'm not a good person, but for some fucked up reason people still stand by me. 
          So come on, what makes you so monstrous?
          

@murderousbrat 
          
          *Blinking owlishly at the other, he rose a brow, a slight pout on his lips* ... Are you sure you're not high? Because nobody can look at me- hell, most days /I/ can't even look at me. Dude, I live with a blind old lady. Don't ask. 

@murderousbrat 
          
          It has been argued that that's the case, yeah. 
          Alright, fine, I'll show you. But I'm warning you now, man, it's most likely fucking hideous.
          Your eyeballs will throw up.
          *he let out a sigh, his hands reaching up to the seemingly seamless neck of his suit before he peeled off his mask, taking a deep breath.* 
          Whoo! Smells like death in that thing. It really needs washing. 

@murderousbrat 
          
          Well, I have a nasty habit of coming back. I'm like bad shrimp. Not nice.
          Actually, depending on whether or not my healing factor decides to fuck me in the ass this time or not- I'm not talking like, seductive, passionate fucking, I'm talking hate fucking- then I should be fine. Who knows? 

@murderousbrat 
          
          *raising a brow, the mercenary chuckled beneath the mask he was being asked to remove* 
          What happens when I don't ? 

@murderousbrat 
          
          Ha, yeah, sure! And I'm Ryan Reynolds!