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@murderousbrat
*Furrowing his brow, Wade glanced off to the side, a curt sigh escaping him.* Man, your story's gonna make mine look like goldilocks and the three bears in comparison.
Okay, *he cleared his throat, looking back at the other male*
Long story short, my mother died of cancer when I was a kid. I know, ironic, huh? - anyway, then I was left with my BASTARD OF A MILITARY FATHER, who thought it would be a fantastic idea to take out his drunken rage on me.
Then one night, one of his drunken friends decided to grab his handgun and kill him, leaving teen me alone.
Blah blah blah, joined the military for a while, then became a mercenary at the delicate age of 18, got cancer, got tortured by Weapon X, gained my snazzy healing factor powers which caused THIS SHIT, *he gestured to his face briefly*, yada yada.
Then, as you might be able to tell, everything went downhill from there.