If you would, for a moment, excuse the fact that I have not updated my story in over two months, and imagine this instead: Harry Styles, chopping off his hair, and posting it on IG with the caption 'oops' underneath... Got it?
WELL NOW YOU DONT HAVE TO IMAGINE BC GUESS WHAT YOU LITTLE WIENERS ITS REAL AND HE IS SUCH A LITTLE NARDSFERT AND IDEK WHAT THAT IS BUT HE IS ONE AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH DESPITE THE FACT THAT HES DONATING IT TO CHARITY LIKE OF COURSE HARRY WOULD DO THAT HES AN ANGEL AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH I NEED MORE THAN JUST A PICTURE OF THE CHOPPED OF HAIR YOU TOAD I NEED A SELFIE RIGHT NOW IM UNSTANNING I SWEAR
