The world revolves around stories, i thought maybe to share mine. You know the human mind is capable of more than just imagination~

Words/Phrases Defined By Yours Truly:

heav·en
/ˈhevən/
(Proper noun)
A place full of everything you get sent to hell for.

Never Mind
/ˈnevər-mīnd/
(Phrase)
You were too stupid to understand the first time, so i gave up trying to explain it.

(new)
feet
/fēt/
(Noun)
a device used for finding Legos in the dark.

(new)
dra·ma
/ˈdrämə/
(Noun)
When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up with Mike so she can go out with Dylan then Sarah asks out Eric instead and Eric likes Hannah and Hannah likes Mike so Hannah asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.

(new)
stud·y
/ˈstədē/
(Verb)
The act of texting, eating, & watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

(new)
kar·ma
/ˈkärmə/
(Noun)
When you use the last of the toilet paper without replacing it and are the next person to use the bathroom.

(new)
Christ·mas
/ˈkrisməs/
(Noun)
The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of a sock.

Ah crap, I got wattpad and this is what i get? To make matters worse my 'beloved' sisters seemed to have pulled me into a Brady Bunch. I feel surrounded   -.-

Being the youngest is the worse living nightmare that I have... 

Anyone have some bleach up for grabs? What? I stain my clothing, what did you think I meant?

What? Lil ol' me? Weeeeeell.. I am an artist that is one with Crayola's new partnered brand: Crapola

The panicked:
@unfathomablycurdle   this little hoe went fan gurling all the way home with her PATD 

The Watress of Hell's Diner:
@unfathomablyillicit   this little hoe piggy back rode me all the way home while spamming every human being on the planet

The Shipped:
@unfathomablycorrupt    this little hoe went sailing all the way home