Dapper Debonair

What if I just unleashed a bunch of updates all at once

I just want a laptop that works super duper well with games and has a horde symbol on it, and maybe death to the alliance written somewhere
          
          Idk

By the gods!
          
          My shoulders are showing at school!
          
          Crimes against humanity!
          
          Tbh the fact that my hemline is too short is probably more the issue than you know, my shoulders
          
          BUT PRIORITIES

Someone should bake me cookies.

-breaks down the door-
          YOU'RE F*CKING ADORABLE!
          -politely walks out-
          
          To all my followers, with love,
          
          Dapper

You would think that after all this time, and all of the tears I've shed, I would have found something to smile for. Not just a temporary smile, like I can for the people I adore in my guild or the cats I obsess over or the friends I love so much. A real, permanent smile, even when I'm so sad I can't imagine anything good will ever happen to me again. You would think that, after so many people have lifted me up, I would be able to stand on my own. But I can't.
          
          -Dapper

Sometimes I really have to wonder if people really care, or they're just here for some benefit I offer them out of blind loyalty.
          
          ~Dapper

I wonder if people get excited about my updates like I get excited about others'...
          
          ~Dapper

If you guys just wanna talk, or ask some questions pertaining to writing, or even advice, I'm always here :) Feel free to pm me.
          
          ~Dapper

I guess since I'm grounded from online gaming until I move out, I'll update instead. 
          
          As always, love you my followers, though I guess I've kind of neglected you lately.
          
          ~Dapper