Hi,

I sometimes write books 

Please read my book I will appreciate it :) 

If you have read this far it's probably because this bio is as short as Michael Clifford's fingers 

Thank you for reading past that terrible joke and please follow, only if you want to though I understand if you don't cause I'm a lame ass but I'd really appreciate it if you did *smiles really biggly trying to seem approachable even though I'm awkward af* 

Peace out Mofos