Hi! I know that their are some people who will look at my profile interested in the dirtiest stories on wattpad and will want to read it; but before u do, I must give u this warning before u read them. If u like babies, lemons, cherries, male teachers, lungs, milk, school, hamsters, hats, Dan, Phil, bathtubs, leather chairs, tanning salons, skin, sushi (especially sushi), your innocence, Patrick stump, or Pete Wentz then please do not read any of these books. My friends, me, and people I don't know have read this list and think; 1. We need to bathe in holy water for 10 hours straight, 2. We need Jesus, 3. We are going to rot in hell, and 4.  why didn't I listen to anyone when they told me not to read this? I just don't want anyone to suffer like I did and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on what their friends are talking about at lunch with these stories. Btw, please follow me because I went through a lot of trouble finding the right stories, and I had to read them too! Anyway, These stories are not mine, Go to church after u read the stories, do not read around younger siblings or ur parents, good luck, and you have been warned. I'm sorry if you suffer mental trauma after this! ;):