If I were a bird, I'd probably be an anti-social bird who doesn't like human interaction. Or like, bird interaction. Because I'd be a bird, so I'd probably interact with other birds because that's how analogies work...

Name: Julian Jacobs 
Birthday: 15 October 1998
Destiny: Kiss all the boys or eat
                all the things.(probably
                just gonna eat all the
                things -- antisocial bird
                and all)