Beans Beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. 

Mathias would not approve.

Jon Cozart.

I make it work.

Hamma lamma samma lamma someone had to cut my baby sister out ma momma cause I flow
soda pop

*drops mic*

La jiggy jar jar doo dur dur dur dee dur

shoe shine
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Anyone wanna help me? I'm having writer's block. Anyone want to give ideas for the next chapter of Diana message me.
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