Attention to all: This is a public service announcement about our lord and savior, Wild Card. Wild Card is a god and I pray to him almost every night. He is our lord, and you need to pray to him. Always pray to Wild Card before bed, if your prayer is good enough he will accept it. Wild Card is my favorite god out there. If you like any other god I suggest you convert to Wildism. Wildism is my religion, and I respect it. Tell all your friends and family to pray to Wild Card. My friend insulted Wild Card, then he died later that day. As you see, Wild Card is our lord, and he will harm you if you insult him. Make sure that doesn't happen. Pray to Wild Card.
