Just a dank memer farm child trying to unironically write stories and have people actually appreciate me. I'm finna get more than ten reads on my stories but like they're not interesting and let's be honest the people on this website are only here for the fanfiction.
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  • JoinedOctober 8, 2014



Stories by Little Farm-Child
Dead of Night by unironic-carrot
Dead of Night
A trio of high schoolers that could barely even be considered so. Lune, Willow, and Jax go to a normal high s...
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Brooke in Wonderland by unironic-carrot
Brooke in Wonderland
Brooke learns the hard way not to accidentally join drug gangs as soon as you move schools as soon as she get...
The Snake and the Mice by unironic-carrot
The Snake and the Mice
In the end, the snake always kills the mouse.