unisophiacorn

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are unicorns proof that the illuminati exists

unisophiacorn

@Ambellinas_wings not necessarily... You see, unicorns have one horn that angles about 72 degrees (it depends on the unicorn). The angle is not extreme enough to form a triangle in alignment with its muzzle. If its horn were to be extrude from its head at a more exact shape and angle, it could possibly prove the illuminati's existence by creating a vortex in that triangle. One would do this by mixing gold flakes, cocoa powder,  tears from an elderly person, blood, and parchment from the 1700's, then rubbing the mixture across the unicorn's muzzle and horn. Say the words "Ra Ra, Ooh La La", spin in a circle while hosting your bottom up and down, then simply clap your hands twice. The unicorn then will be pleased with your performance and ignite a magical flame onto the powder. Once the portal vortex appears, go through it and you'll find yourself in the lair of the Illuminati. But that would never be possible due to the angle of the Unicorns horn. 
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unisophiacorn

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