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It been a hot second since I’ve done shit with this so here’s just a quick update
Most people notice my red hair, in which case let me answer some FAQs I get on the daily,
-yes, it’s naturally curly
-yes I get regular haircuts
-no I don’t use any special shampoos or medicines
-no it is not naturally ginger, I just get lazy about dying it bright red again
-yes I know I look like Merida please stop saying that
-no you cannot touch my hair
It’s ridiculous people, fuck.
Other unrelated FAQ answers
-yes I am tired
-no I don’t want coffee I don’t like coffee
-I’m late because fuck you
-no I am not 18 I am 16 please don’t ask me for my number you are an adult at a bar and I just work with the DJs my parents are over there please go away