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HAPPY NEW YEAR.... SORRY MAIN LATE HO GYA 
          
          * Lekin pure January me bol skte hain* ( ﾟεﾟ；)
          

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Abra ka dabra gili gili chhuu, chlooo ab so jao (-.-)Zzz・・・・

Bade aadmi ban gye... ☹️

Me: Kulfi khaaa rhe akele akele 
          
          You: tujhe kaise pta ( ﾟεﾟ；)
          
          Me: main sb dekh rha 
          
          You: tu bhi khaa le 
          
          Me: paise dedo (..)
          
          You: main khud dusre ka chhin kr khaa rha 
          
          Me: Gareebi kb khtm hogi ☹️
          

Aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai jaldi milte hai aapse bane rhe afwah tv pe dhyan waad

Kaash mere pass bhi death note hota maja aa jata

Aur mithaiyan khani hai mujhe 
          Vese ninja log maante honge diwali? 
          Or yeh fire breathing wali log toh ese hi jala dete honge patake demon slayer mein

Diwali aa rhi haii shopping mein do chaar bomb rakh lena

print(10+6*2**2!=9/4-3and29<=29/9)
          Answer bataooooo 7 crore ke liye