unlivinglowkey

So we know that Brian bowman is hot- “But not as hot as the sun” as the haters put it. Well o boy, do I got a mind rape for you. 
          	
          	Brian bowman is 47 years old 
          	Michael Gambon, a fellow old white male and member of the snack daddies, is 78 years old. 
          	
          	How hot is the sun you may ask? 
          	
          	5 778 k !!! =sun temperature 
          	
          	Coincidence? I think not. 
          	
          	47 + 78 = 4 778 
          	
          	Add the amount of times I’ve touched Jacobs butthole and you’ve hit 5 778 k
          	
          	Which is the SAME TEMPERATURE AS THE SUN. 
          	
          	And people tell me big foot isn’t real *insert annoyed face*

JerseyKlassen

@lilxlady now add how many times I'VE touched Jacobs butthole and you've got 5 779 k HOTTER then the sun?!
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unlivinglowkey

So we know that Brian bowman is hot- “But not as hot as the sun” as the haters put it. Well o boy, do I got a mind rape for you. 
          
          Brian bowman is 47 years old 
          Michael Gambon, a fellow old white male and member of the snack daddies, is 78 years old. 
          
          How hot is the sun you may ask? 
          
          5 778 k !!! =sun temperature 
          
          Coincidence? I think not. 
          
          47 + 78 = 4 778 
          
          Add the amount of times I’ve touched Jacobs butthole and you’ve hit 5 778 k
          
          Which is the SAME TEMPERATURE AS THE SUN. 
          
          And people tell me big foot isn’t real *insert annoyed face*

JerseyKlassen

@lilxlady now add how many times I'VE touched Jacobs butthole and you've got 5 779 k HOTTER then the sun?!
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unlivinglowkey

Dear thousands of fans who all adore me, I am rewriting “Captain Cement Block & Crew” because it is trash. 
          
          Peace ✌

shiquanq

@lilxlady what is happening
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mikhaelabnl

I haven’t read your “Captain Cement Block & Crew” but I will love to read it too. Your books make me smile and laugh, keep up the good work~
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unlivinglowkey

Haha, you know me, so forgetful! Of course I got your stuff though, wouldn't show up empty handed - at least not after the accident, still owe you my life bro!
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