There are rules for hiding in plain sight. The first rule, or at least the one that Sandor repeats most often, is "Don't be stupid." I'm about to break that rule by taking off my pants.

My names Michael. Here's some stuff about me.

Ships: 
Otps: Expensive Headphones, Boyf Riends, Drarry, Klance, Blue x Simon
Solangelo
Shatt
Navrina
Deastiel


Books: 
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
Lorien Legacies
Be More Chill
Simonverse (SVTHA, TUOU, LOTOB)

Shows:
Voltron
Boku No Hero Academia
Supernatural
Riverdale
Stranger Things

Web Stuff:
Homestuck
CreepyPasta
Welcome to Nightvale
Sleepless Domain

YouTube: 
Miles McKenna
AiAnimeCosplay
Studio C
MacDoesIt
Shane Dawson
SkitsoFanActs
Don't Hug I'm Scared 

Bands/Singers: 
George Salazar (that man is beautiful)
My Chemical Romance
Panic! At The Disco
Twenty Øne Piløts
All Time Low
The Front Bottoms
Troye Sivan
Ed Sheeran

Musicals: 
Be More Chill
Heathers
Mean Girls
Lightning Thief
Falsettos
Dear Evan Hansen
Hamilton
Book of Mormon
Little Shop of Horrors
Newsies
21 Chump Street


: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES

ಠ_ಠ Child. . .

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

ಠ___ಠ Back.

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER

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