unrescue

bob duncan is my real dad pls
          	dont make fun of him.

calumberjack

i'm sorry that mommy ate the last kit kat ok im going to buy you some more when we go out to the store. mommy is really sorry, okay sweetheart? i hope i can make it up to you. i'll get a super-sized coke, ok? once again, i'm deeply sorry. the kit kat will be the chunky kind. (chunky... like mikey's wang that hangs in the night, the one that he uses as a flashlight)