hmu on @itsbunny

i'm so beautiful that when i walk past everyone goes blind.
i'm so sexy that when i smile into the mirror, it cracks.
i'm so amazing that i got a job application after walking out a haunted house.
i'm so irresistible the dog catcher always chases me when i walk outdoors.
i am rachel, the gorgeous motherfucker your parents warned you about.

http://ask.fm/nicolebucks